les fleurs du mal.


Twenty year old part-time college student majoring in Elementary Education, (slow and steady wins the race), full-time slave to minimum wage, who is struggling with the loneliness that comes with having a significant other on the other side of the planet.

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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

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girls-on-trouble:

girls-on-trouble:

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Okay, so I wanna get super fucked up soon.

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theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

College is really hard. I’m pretty sure I fucked up by getting a job. I should have just stayed in school and worked really hard. Now I have way too much on my plate.

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Anonymous said: I bet you couldn't guess who I am with just one word. Pounce.

I’ll pounce on that dick. ;)