Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
You guys don’t even fucking know how accurate this is. Like, holy shit.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Rejecting people on okcupid might be my new favorite thing.
Wait, did I just meet an okay guy on okcupid?
Well hot damn.
Huntsville is so much closer than Okinawa.
The good thing about all this mess is that now I don’t have to go to the gynecologist now. I was stressing that real bad.
if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy
I’m so fucking sleepy.
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
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