I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Okay, so I wanna get super fucked up soon.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
College is really hard. I’m pretty sure I fucked up by getting a job. I should have just stayed in school and worked really hard. Now I have way too much on my plate.
Anonymous said: I bet you couldn't guess who I am with just one word. Pounce.
I’ll pounce on that dick. ;)
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