les fleurs du mal.


Twenty year old part-time college student majoring in Elementary Education, (slow and steady wins the race), full-time slave to minimum wage, who is struggling with the loneliness that comes with having a significant other on the other side of the planet.

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So, I need an excuse to not go to work today.

Because I did not go to work today.

Didn’t call or anything.

Didn’t answer calls.

Just didn’t go.

Whoops.

When I was little, I thought “Alice in Wonderland” was really “Alison Wonderland” and thought it was cool we had the same name.

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maximustrashagon:

"what about a lesbian princess" always seems to lead to two answers

  • what about a gay prince?
  • what about a female princess that doesn’t hinge on a love plot?

what about I didn’t ask for your shitty opinion I asked for a lesbian princess

Source: holypama

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adiostoredork:

Wow this is great

adiostoredork:

Wow this is great

Source: october-dusk

I’m definitely way to stressed and exhausted to handle the burden of any sort of relationship right now. So unless the people in my life want to cater to me and my needs, we can just be friendly acquaintances, because I’ve spent a long time trying to keep close with people and its not working out.

hippyhopmeganflop:

But it’s hard to move on…

Seriously, there’s no way I can be an adult. I’m obviously still in middle school.

hippyhopmeganflop:

But it’s hard to move on…

Seriously, there’s no way I can be an adult. I’m obviously still in middle school.

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

Source: rooftoqs

wizardofozturk:

geRARD YOUR SASS IS SHOWING

wizardofozturk:

geRARD YOUR SASS IS SHOWING

Is that not the same person?

Is that not the same person?